Sunday, January 23, 2011

Belgium vs. USA

Weird differences about Belgium:
1. Teachers use sponges to erase blackboards
2. Houses want you to wear slippers in their houses
3. You have to pay to use the bathroom in public places
4. Sales are only twice a year: January and July
5. Dogs aren't on leashes
6. Dogs shit everywhere
7. There's no stop signs, just whoever is on the right has right of way
8. There's a sink in every classroom
9. There are no water fountains
10. Beer is cheaper than water
11. Toilets have two flushers: a small one and a big one, you can understand why
12. Shops close at the latest 8pm
13. You can still smoke in public areas such as bars and restaurants
14. Dogs are allowed in public areas such as bars and restaurants
15. The sun never seems to come out
16. Men profess their love to you all the time. They use the phrase "I love you" in every sentence
17. Can't make eye contact
18. No public transport between 3am and 5am
19. Cars and roads are tiny compared to USA
20. Cars park on sidewalks
21. Buildings are narrower and taller.
22. They sell beer at McDonalds
23. Kabob stores seem to be everywhere, along with car repair places
24. Light switches are flat, instead of protruding out.
25. Shops have to close 2 days every week.

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